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2010-04-16

剪草

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美国新闻署长洛文是美国历史上第一部部长级黑人,入住华盛顿西北高尚住宅区。
一天,他在家门前剪草,简单穿了个T恤,一位太太驱车经过,停下来招呼他:“那个黑人,你剪一次草要多少钱?”
洛文抬头瞟了她一眼,慢吞吞的说:“那……要看情况。比如这家的太太……我替她剪草,她陪我睡觉。”

【文言文】奥巴马演讲,本文较长,请做好心理准备。
Hello,Chicago!
芝城父老,别来无恙,
If there is anyone outthere who still doubts that America is a place where all things arepossible, who still wonders if the dream of our founders is alive inour time, who still questions the power of our democracy, tonight isyour answer.
余尝闻世人有疑,不知当今美利坚凡事皆可成就耶?开国先贤之志方岿然于世耶?民主之伟力不减于昔年耶?凡存诸疑者,今夕当可释然。
It‘s the answer told by lines that stretched around schools andchurches in numbers this nation has never seen, by people who waitedthree hours and four hours, many for the first time in their lives,because they believed that this time must be different, that theirvoices could be that difference.
今夕之释然,皆蒙美利坚民众之协力——学塾祠庙之外,市井乡野之间,万千父老心焦似焚,苦待竟日,愿献一票之力。其中,平生未尝涉国事者,数亦不少,而今有此义举,皆因一念不衰——今夫天下,非同既往,愿发吁天之声,必成动地之势。

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与此同时,还有一个黑人男子在旁边就这样默默地听着。
突然黑人男子对两个美女说道:“没用的!我试过了,都没用的!”