今天很正常
有一天陈水扁“总统”前往某家精神病院视察，所有的病患都站在走廊上高声欢呼，陈水扁万岁！陈水扁万岁！只有一名病患面无表情，对总统不理不睬。陈水扁看到了，于是问院长说：“那位病人为什么不对我欢呼呢？”院长：“因为他今天精神非常正常。”
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中国特色的自创英文单词
Smilence 笑而不语
vi. When you are expecting some answers from your Chinese audience, you may just get a mysterious smile and their silence only.
动词 当你期望从中国听众那里获得一些回答的时候，你只得到了神秘的微笑和他们的沉默。
n. the facial expression with smile while keeping ones mouth shut.
名词 笑而不语的表情
ie. Once asked about what happened after July, 5th, 2009 in Xinjiang, the western province of China, many Uygurs smilenced.
例句：当被问及新疆七·五事件之后发生了什么，许多维族人笑而不语。
Democrazy 民主妄想
n. Democrazy is an illusional system of government in which people choose their rulers by voting for them in elections, which only exists in few Chinese imagination.
名词 极少数中国人所想象的由人民通过投票来选择领导者的一种妄想中的制度。
ie. In the mysterious land like China, the cure for democrazy, a dangerous sickness can be found in mental-illness hospitals or prisons.
例句：在中国这片神奇的土地上，要治疗民主妄想这种危险疾病的方法就是进精神病医院或监狱。
Togayther 终成眷属
adverb:be with each other no matter what
无论怎样在一起
ie. They met each other in a Chinese university campus; they have been togayther finally after graduation and going abroad.
例句：他们在一所中国的大学校园里相遇，他们终于在毕业出国后终成眷属。
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Hello，Chicago！
芝城父老，别来无恙，
If there is anyone outthere who still doubts that America is a place where all things arepossible， who still wonders if the dream of our founders is alive inour time， who still questions the power of our democracy， tonight isyour answer.
余尝闻世人有疑，不知当今美利坚凡事皆可成就耶？开国先贤之志方岿然于世耶？民主之伟力不减于昔年耶？凡存诸疑者，今夕当可释然。
It‘s the answer told by lines that stretched around schools andchurches in numbers this nation has never seen， by people who waitedthree hours and four hours， many for the first time in their lives，because they believed that this time must be different， that theirvoices could be that difference.
今夕之释然，皆蒙美利坚民众之协力——学塾祠庙之外，市井乡野之间，万千父老心焦似焚，苦待竟日，愿献一票之力。其中，平生未尝涉国事者，数亦不少，而今有此义举，皆因一念不衰——今夫天下，非同既往，愿发吁天之声，必成动地之势。
李总统掉到水沟里
有一天李总统不小心掉到水沟里了。恰好有三个小孩经过，
李总统就对他们说：如果你们救我起来我就给你们每人一个愿望
第一个小孩就说他要一辆脚踏车。
第二个小孩就说他要一个棒球手套。
第三个小孩想了很久说他要一台轮椅。
李总统心里就觉得很奇怪手脚好好的为什麽需要轮椅呢？
就问第三个小孩说：「你为什麽要轮椅呢？」
第三个小孩就说：「如果我爸知道我救你起来会把我的腿打断。」
